"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"
NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT
THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BEING ABLE TO FEEL SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH
such social justice
weightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.
An opalised Belemnite fossil from the Jurassic period, Cooper Pedy, South Australia.
Similar to the modern squid, the Belemnite is an extinct marine cephalopod. From its aragonite phragmacone would emerge arms equipped with small hooks for grabbing prey passing in the prehistoric waters.
hahaah good try but i know a unicorn horn when i sees one
"Why have a public blog if you don’t want to be followed or get asks that you don’t like"
Why walk in public if you don’t want to be harassed and catcalled
Why have a home if you don’t want your home robbed
Why have blood if you don’t want to be stabbed
Why exist if you don’t want bad things to happen to you
Why have a consciousness if you don’t want to have your feelings hurt
Why not just be a non sentient energy orb that is out of phase with reality and can’t be affected by anything ever, that way you can finally complain about people being horrible pieces of shit to you, because you made The Right Choice
The world will never know
I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.
And I still totally lost it every time.
Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.
no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me
us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”
short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them
It’s because they’re closer to hell.