white, middle classish, wtfromantic, asexual, afab, she/her/hers pronouns (gender: work in progress)

such social justice

much puns

very personal

wow.
Is this good for you?

aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BEING ABLE TO FEEL SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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tennants-hair:

lokean-nomad:

nothingbecomingsomething:

weightlesslives:
Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever

And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.

That too

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If a Disney princess had night terrors, the story of Sansa Stark might be what woke her up screaming. Often overlooked in favor of her killer kid sister, the elder Stark sibling has had all her illusions about the world, and her safety in it, shattered. But her quiet, innate political shrewdness and emotional strength have enabled her to survive in a royal court that likely would have cost every other member of her family their heads. She’s the show’s best-kept secret.
Rollingstone about Sansa Stark in their list of top 40 game of thrones characters. Sansa is number 4. x (via tomlincum)
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captainbarrnes:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

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poupon:

malformalady:

An opalised Belemnite fossil from the Jurassic period, Cooper Pedy, South Australia. Similar to the modern squid, the Belemnite is an extinct marine cephalopod. From its aragonite phragmacone would emerge arms equipped with small hooks for grabbing prey passing in the prehistoric waters.

hahaah good try but i know a unicorn horn when i sees one

poupon:

malformalady:

An opalised Belemnite fossil from the Jurassic period, Cooper Pedy, South Australia.
Similar to the modern squid, the Belemnite is an extinct marine cephalopod. From its aragonite phragmacone would emerge arms equipped with small hooks for grabbing prey passing in the prehistoric waters.

hahaah good try but i know a unicorn horn when i sees one

4 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 26,498 notes

"Why have a public blog if you don’t want to be followed or get asks that you don’t like"

punwitch:

Why walk in public if you don’t want to be harassed and catcalled

Why have a home if you don’t want your home robbed

Why have blood if you don’t want to be stabbed

Why exist if you don’t want bad things to happen to you

Why have a consciousness if you don’t want to have your feelings hurt

Why not just be a non sentient energy orb that is out of phase with reality and can’t be affected by anything ever, that way you can finally complain about people being horrible pieces of shit to you, because you made The Right Choice

The world will never know

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thefrozensoldier:

girlsbydaylight:

manafromheaven:

omg

I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.

And I still totally lost it every time.

Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.

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Tagged as: #same 

ivettehomestuck:

almondskeyess:

no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me

us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”

short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them

It’s because they’re closer to hell.

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Tagged as: #olin does magic